3 blind mice...

Oranges, Disney World, and hurricanes- the first three things to come to Fabian’s mind when he thought of the most boring place to grow up- southern Florida. Let’s face it, Florida can collectively be summed up as “Home to the Happiest Place on Earth”. Those Disney jerk-offs had commercialized their theme park so much that every child wanted his or her family to drop what ever they were currently doing in their lives, …

…and some parts were caught on the bedposts. Feeling faint, Fabian lied down on his back and closed his eyes. Maybe he had just had too much to drink tonight and was imagining all of this. Yeah that’s it he thought I just had too much to drink. After a moment of reassuring himself, he opened his eyes to see a message scrawled on the ceiling…G IV E ME MY RI N G...