American Male Pig.

Today in this great country of ours, there is an animal that stalks the face of our land. An animal that'll stop at very little to obtain it's nightly goal. Some women have unjustly classified this animal a Land Shark, along with an assortment of other colorful names. Little do the women of this country realize that these animals have banned together to form a national coalition. I, along with most males above the age …

…technique though, is guaranteed to bring him back to his proper positive mental state. The reminder of what happened the LAST time he was foolish enough to trust one of -THEM. This final step is excruciatingly painful. No man should have to be subjected to it, but it is a requirement, and it has never failed.                   This is is a free public service paper.                  Brought to you through the courtesy of all                           American Male Pigs.