Fate Sux

Fate It is a lovely Tuesday afternoon when our hero, Benny, meets his buddy Adrian on his way back home. Benny is very excited. He has just finished reading “Oedipus Rex” AND talked about the experience in First Year Seminar class, but he just can’t get enough so he unloads his thoughts on poor Adrian. Benny: Hey Adrian! Dude, I just came from class. Man, it was like so friggin cool. Like there was …

…a week Benny was found starved to death in his room. A gipsy had told him that he would have many children, so Benny assumed he was going to live a long and happy life. Since he believed that life is fated he just slept for a week without eating. Adrian, on the other hand, managed to build his own very successful business and died 84 years later, leaving an inheritance of billions to his children.