How to Fail your English class

HOW TO FAIL DERY’S WRITING CLASS Merriam-Webster defines failure as 1 a : omission of occurrence or performance; specifically : a failing to perform a duty or expected action b : a state of inability to perform a normal function *kidney failure*. I define failure as not being able of what your supposed to do or just being lazy. Throughout this essay I’m going to be giving you ways and ideas how to fail Dery’s class …

…all my money I spent classes and probably come out with two black eyes and broken ribs. So if your planning on failing out of Dery’s class all you need is this essay and a loud mouth. It’s probably not the safest or wisest way but its guaranteed. You don’t have to take my word for it. *This essay does not express any of Steve real feelings or emotions* ------------------------------------------------------------------------ **Bibliography** none