How to Get Your Car Stolen

Cars, we love them, or we hate them. Let’s say you hate your car, and you just want it to disappear. I can help you with that; there is a real simple solution, just get it stolen. Really, it is easier than you think. All it takes is a little carelessness. First things first. To attract thieves, purposely place valuables in your car. I don’t mean leave a dollar bill in you seat. …

…so careless would pay off in the long run? Just remember your ever so important steps. Always leave those tempting valuables in the car. Next, never use an alarm. Remember that you don’t want to scare anyone away. Lastly tantalize the innocent with those unlocked doors, and better yet, the keys in the ignition. Trust me. Follow my steps, and you will be sure to be rid of that horrible car in no time.