Incident Report

Once there lived a young bozi boe by the name of rachele. Rachele was a very curious and out going Bozi and she loved to explore and try new things. She frolicked often in the land of Boe and constantly reveled in the excitement her beautiful world had to offer. One day Rachele made and new friend called Voltar the soul sucker. Voltar seemed like a nice Fembozi, however when Rachele went to chill in …

…my actions and now see how wrong they were. I should have learned from the young Bozi’s story, but I have a nasty habit of learning these things on my own. Hopefully you will all learn from my lessons and never turn to the dark ways of harnessing robtic voodoo power and climbing on walls outside your windows… or anywhere else above the helpless civilians of earth… or Boe… or any other habitable planet.