Ridley P. Poe

"Well, we got a call from a frightened Ms. Leimbach who lived on the forth floor of the Pleasant Valley Apartment building," Lieutenant Henderson said.         "So......? What'd she say?" I asked.         "She said there was a body lying in a safety net that some construction crew had left outside her back window," Lieutenant Henderson said.         "So what'd you do then, LT?" I asked.         "Hey Miller why don't you stuff a doughnut in this kid's mouth …

…Mrs. Poe died in an automobile accident three days after Ridley did. And although Margaret did, in fact, change the will and the insurance policy out of her son's name, she changed it to her husband. And her husband's will and insurance policy was still made out to one Ridley P. Poe."         "Life sure does suck, doesn't it Lieutenant?" I asked.         "Yes my good man, life certainly does suck," answered Lieutenant Henderson. "It certainly does."