Stuffed Hall-Monitors

WHS-NEWS has just recently found out that the administration has budgeted for stuffed hall monitors! Yes, those lovable hall monitors, Frank, Maria, Donna and Becky will have a stuffed variant of themselves in just a few weeks. We asked the administration what they would possibly do with stuffed hall-monitors… “We really think this will lower any school disturbances because it’s like having 8 hall monitors instead of just 4…” Claims a hall monitor. “We are planning …

…to the upper chest area on these manikins to further deter any type of bad behavior. School Assistant Principle, and previous dean explained, “The locations of the other ‘Stuffed’ Hall monitors is to remain confidential, but they will most likely be mobile…. so that they could be anywhere… ha ha” We will cover this as we receive more information, especially the different outfits they are planning to purchase for the stuffed hall monitors!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ **Bibliography**