THE THREE PIGS LIFE STORY

        Once upon a time there lived a wild mad pig who once fell in love with the most intelligent hogs on this side of the stars. These two bores were the hottest couple in the village of Pigsburg far, far, away. They were soon to be married and had TRIPLETS. The mother pig named them Piglet, Porky, and Wilbur. All three of them were quickly up and walking. Soon after while Piglet and Porky were …

…have pig under glass.         Minute later the wolf was at the door step of the last of the brothers, Wilbur. The wolf banged on the door and let out a yell, 'Wilbur, Wilbur please let me in.' Wilbur picked up a brick and said, 'Sure, way not, come in,come in, come in.' The wolf open door took a step in and next thing you know Wilbur was having wolf stew. The End