The Perfect Crime

It was perfect. The day was perfect the time was perfect, the “equipment” was perfect, everything was perfect. My friend Bob and I go back a long time, we’ve successfully completed many jobs together, but none of them were as well planned as this one. No mastermind could have thought of any better plan. Our plan was to rob the Brinks security truck on May 18, 2000 which was a Thursday. 2:15 p.m. was the exact …

…I looked at Bob and said, “Damn we forgot to ssshhhuut offf the the the...” thump. We had both passed out. Now i write this story to you from the four walls of my prison cell. We thought everything was perfect, it was too, that is except for one little thing we forgot, to turn off the gas valve. Not only did the guards succome to the anaesthetic but so did the two of us.