Women vs Men

Women vs. Men: The Battle of the Sexes (Or That’s Just What We Let Them Think) Call me Sybil. I have two personalities. One is the helpless, quivering mass that men like to call “vulnerable” and “female” and the other is pure Paige. The latter is in your face, pull the bootstraps up and take the bull by the horns. This duality has occurred by necessity, not by choice. For years men have been …

…ensure the proliferation of the species, men and women will never see eye-to-eye on the issues that are truly important. Men will always have an affinity with Pigsty, will make an epic adventure of taking the trash out, and make Dr. Spock roll over in his grave. Women will always think rationally, walk a hundred miles for running water, and be number one in the eyes of their children. Viva la difference! Final word count: 923