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Brad never did wake up on the right side of the bed, he never had a good day in his life. He knew he would be kicking the bucket well before his time. On his 21st birthday he received a card reading: You will soon be swimming with the fish Love Grim reaper At first this white elephant of a gift baffled Brad, but then he soon realized that it was just a reminder that …

…bad that money didn’t grow on trees. He knew that he had a snow balls chance in hell of surviving another week, not with the kind of enemies he had. So he decided to adventure, to fly by the seat of his pants. To make a long story short, he jumped out his 16th story window, and like a deer in headlights he gazed towards the ever nearing cement. Ready to meet his maker.