Men VS. Dogs

Throughout my life various women, including my wonderful mother, have told me that "All men are dogs." I ponder that statement. How are men like dogs? Are men better or has man's best friend taken the win over women? A dog will forever love you unconditionally. A dog may get jealous when you talk to other dogs, but he doesn't obsess over it like a man does. A dog will just smell the other dog …

…don't shed as much, and if they do, they hide it. It is a pain to dry off a dog, but it's fun to dry off a wet man. The best thing of all is Holiday Inns accept men. There is little truth in the statement "men are dogs." I believe in most cases dogs are better than men and men are jealous of dogs. The new saying should be "men wish they were dogs."