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joke
«The human race has been set up. Someone, somewhere, is playing a practical joke on us. Apparently, women need to feel loved to have sex. Men need to have sex to feel loved. How do we ever get started?»
Author: Billy Connolly
(Actor)
| Keywords:
apparently, get started, have sex, human race, joke, playing, play a joke on, practical, practical joke, set up, started
«The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.»
Author: H. G. Wells
(Historian, Journalist, Novelist, Sociologist)
| About:
Crisis,
Jokes,
Time
| Keywords:
crisis, joke, The Crisis
«There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes his whole universe for a vast practical joke»
Author: Herman Melville
(Novelist, Poet, Writer)
| Keywords:
affair, joke, man of affairs, mixed, occasions, practical, practical joke, queer, queerer, queerest, vast
«The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded»
Author: George Orwell
(Essayist, Novelist)
| About:
Jokes
| Keywords:
aim, degrade, degraded, human being, joke, remind
«My way of joking is telling the truth; that is the funniest joke in the world»
Author: George Bernard Shaw
(Critic, Essayist, Playwright)
| Keywords:
funnier, funniest, joke, joking, My Way, telling, Telling the World, Tell the World
«Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?»
«One should never risk a joke, even of the mildest and most unexceptional charters, except among people of culture and wit.»
Author: Jean de la Bruyere
| Keywords:
charter, chartered, charters, culture, joke, milder, mildest, People of, unexceptional
«My life has been one great big joke, A dance that's walked, A song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke, When I think about myself.»
Author: Maya Angelou
(Poet)
| Keywords:
almost, choke, chokes, choke up, dance, has-been, in jokes, joke, joked, song, song and dance, So Big, spoke, take a joke, think about, Think Big, walked, walk of life
«Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| About:
Sex
| Keywords:
dinner, dishes, do the dishes, joke, meal, seriously, The Dish
