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Mike Harding Quotes

«Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind.»
«If forced to travel on an airplane, try and get in the cabin with the Captain, so you can keep an eye on him and nudge him if he falls asleep or point out any mountains looming up ahead»
«The Ruffed Padanga of Borneo and Rotherham spreads out his feathers in his courtship dance and imitates Winston Churchill and Tommy Cooper on one leg. The padanga is dying out because the female padanga doesn't take it too seriously.»
«If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women you've got in the house.»
Author: Mike Harding | Keywords: In the House, yard
«He once had his toes amputated so he could stand closer to the bar.»
Author: Mike Harding | Keywords: the bar, toes
«Gold, n.: A soft malleable metal relatively scarce in distribution. It is mined deep in the earth by poor men who then give it to rich men who immediately bury it back in the earth in great prisons, although gold hasn't done anything to them.»
«Pretty much everybody has the same product, ... But we feel that he just gave us good service in a timely manner, good quality work with competitive prices.»
Author: Mike Harding
«Pizza sales, we would have yard sales and everything we could to raise the money to get this together.»
Author: Mike Harding
«Our customers - and this is an industry-wide problem - cite patch management and configuration management as the number one problem in their environment. This acquisition will give our customers a better experience in managing and operating their data-centre environment, to be able to do things like roll back patches and simulate patch applications.»
Author: Mike Harding