Comedic short story.

The first time I remember seeing IT was when I was ten years old frolicking in the woods with my friends, playing hide and seek. As the game went on we made the playing field bigger and bigger and bigger. Eventually, we got to the point that if you yelled really loud from where we started you couldn't even hear it where we were. When we were all done we were in the middle of …

…than ever. He later told us he was eating the monster from the inside out and was almost through. After the brawl, we all got transported back to our own time 3 days before the incident happened. You know what that means, yes, we knew the answers to all the schoolwork. So we got straight A's for three whole days and F's the rest of our lives. The moral of the story? Never buy pink shoes.