Constructive Procrastination

I don't like doing work. I don't know many people who do. I don't trust people who like doing work, because they're probably communists, and we all know that communists are evil. But sooner or later, the work has to get done. Not liking work, I tend to put things off until the absolute last possible moment. The thing is, if I'm just goofing off when I know full well I could be doing my …

…making yourself feel that they are important and urgent. This isn't usually a problem, because virtually all procrastinators have excellent self-deceptive skills. And what could be more noble than using one character flaw to offset the bad effects of another? So the next time your putting off the inevitable, don't do nothing, make this bad trait work for your advantage. Instead, you might think about doing something equally important, like alphabetizing your cd's. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ **Bibliography**