Free writers: a Problem and a Solution.

Free writers are a threat to world safety. Free writers threaten to undermine global security in a variety of ways. Free writing supports and encourages environmental destruction, global warming, child labor, and most importantly: terrorism. I'm sure you're asking yourself what kind of twisted person could even find a remote connection between any of these topics. I will show you that my argument is logical and sane. What are the two basic necessities of free …

…a real predicament. Fear not, I have a solution. If we were to cut back on the amount of free writes conducted throughout the world we could reduce destruction to the rainforests, reduce the amount of CO2 in the atmosphere and most importantly: fight terrorism. This is not a difficult solution but it is a bold one. The fate of the free world rests in our hands. To free write or not to free write?