John Q Public II

Everybody lock your doors, get a gun, protect yourself! Mr. John Q Public II is planning to prepare the ground for an ever-more vicious and brutal campaign of terror! As this letter will make clear, he keeps saying that he holds a universal license that allows him to make things worse. Isn't that claim getting a little shopworn? I mean, we were put on this planet to be active, to struggle, and to put inexorable …

…Mr. Public is going to make an emotional appeal, then he should also include a rational argument. His reports reek of plagiarism. I use the word "reek", because there is no place in this country where we are safe from his attendants, no place where we are not targeted for hatred and attack. Let me end by appealing to our collective sense of humanity: Emotionalism is a growing threat to society and should be outlawed.