Learning the Alphabet in China today

A is for, "AiYahh", whenever anyone was tortured by the Chinese Communist Party. B is for "Bu Shi", (sounds like "b*llsh*t") which NO Chinese citizen is permitted to say against any lies of the Communist Party. C is for "Corruption" and "Communism" D is for "Da Dao!" as the Red Guards said whenever they beat up teachers during the Cultural Revolution E is for "Equality", a word which must be banned because the …

…will never in investigate or acknowledge, when the People's Liquidation Army killed their own people. U is for "un...." V is for Veritas, a concept alien to the Chinese regime. W is for "What exactly did you Communists DO in 1989? (and 1959-1961, and 1966-1976, etc)" Y is for "Yueh", the Moon and the Goddess of the Moon, who looks down with pity upon China today Z is for "Zao"....... Ooops, can't mention his name either...