One Scene of "Julius Caeser" Written in a Different Dialect

Scene three/ Act two ARTEMIDORUS (reads aloud) "Caesar, beware of Brutus. Take heed of Cassius. Come not near Casca. Have an eye to Cinna. Trust not Trebonius. Mark well Metellus Cimber. Decius 5 Brutus loves thee not. Thou hast wronged Caius Ligarius. There is but one mind in all these men, and it is bent against Caesar. If thou beest not immortal, look about you. Security gives way to conspiracy. The mighty gods defend thee! Thy …

…like superman, watch out for everyone that's around you. Ill like, go to church and pray for you, your bff!! Artemidorus" You know what? I think ill like wait here for Caeser to walk by, and umm ill give it to him like it's a magazine catalog!!! I feel bad that good guys get hurt! And umm omg I don't think its like fair... Caeser, if you read this, I hope that you like live...