Police Academy

Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994) 1/2 This movie succeeds on only one mission -- the mission to suck. That's the only way to describe the seventh Police Academy movie. It sucks, so much so that previous entries in the series look like classics in comparison. I can't say I didn't expect it to be this bad, because once I saw the copy on the back of the box that read, "Kicking butt-ski! Making you laugh-ski! The …

…can't remember the details of Mission to Moscow. I'm consciously trying to repress the fact that I saw it in the first place. I don't need to tell you, if you have any sense whatsoever, to stay away from this movie. I can't tell you why I invested 83 minutes of my life in Police Academy: Mission to Moscow, but I can prevent others from making the same mistake I did. Don't do it, kids. Don't.