Virginia woolf

Grandmother: yes, dear Woolf. It is true. Women's experiences are way wider than men's. 1st Granddaughter: hello Grandma, what are you reading? Grandmother: nothing! I was knitting something! 2nd granddaughter: I saw you grandma! Do you read for Woolf? She is excellent! Grandmother: I read for her because she is a member of high-class Victorian family. All of them were literate. Hope all of you would be so too. 1st granddaughter: she is a distinguished …

…during the course of a single day. She was fascinated with the concept of time afterall. 2nd granddaughter: Grandma, it is such a pity losing such important figure! Grandmother: she had a sad end indeed. She loaded her pockets with stones and drowned herself in a river, as she had a mental illness. 1st granddaughter: how poor! Granny.. Grandmother: oh, quit it now! You two go and continue whatever you were doing, any further questions?