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SHOWDOWN! Mayhem!!! Cameras fade in to a ferocious crowd. Signs can be seen all around the arena with such phrases as "Moosing aint easy", "Assassinate me!", "I'm Loco Baby", and one in the nose bleed section, "Nurse Naughty, Let's Play Doctor." Starvin: Ladies and gentleman, welcome to the Mayhem in Edmonds, Washington. I'm Starvin Marvin . . . Jimmy: . . . and I'm Jimmy Riggs. Starvin: Tonight we have an amazing lineup for you. Jimmy: Well I don't know how …

…rope and nails Symbol with the LocoMotion. He goes for the cover and the ref makes the count. 1...2...3!!!! SM: Ladies and gentleman we have a new number one contender for the Heavy Weight Title and Commish Moose Daddy has screwed Conner out of this match. That is all the time we have for tonight. We will see you on thursday goodnight everybody!!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ **Bibliography** The Box The side panels Ranking Contests Question of the Week