A Day in the Life of a Gnome

Once upon a time there was a gnome named Knob, who lived the far off land of Gnomania. Gnomania is a huge underground lair with only one entrance. The only entrance to this lair is by swimming down to the bottom of the ocean floor and knocking on a large clam. On the other side of this clam is an old grouchy gnome named Stubby whose only job was to keep the clam clean, and …

…the streets. Realizing this, Knob contemplated on letting Door live with him in his teepee. Finally, after many hours of deep thought and concernment he decided to ask Door to live with him. Door, surprised by the offer, joyfully accepted it. And they lived happily ever after. I hope you have enjoyed reading this imaginative and creative short story because I have really enjoyed writing it. Just another day in the life of a gnome.