A Fake Celebrity Autobiography, Written for my Writer's Craft Class. John Crook is a Washed-up 1970s Actor.

Calling the Shots: Booze, Broads and Everything in Between By John Crook Chapter 3: The Big Break If it wasn't for Jack Palance, I probably wouldn't be where I am today. It was 1965, I had just come to Hollywood from Iowa. You've probally heard tale's like it a hundred times, small time boy comes to the big city and hopes to make it big, luckily for me I was in the right place at the right …

…the World, Is freedom through sorrow When I'm alone, I ponder If this day is my last Will you remember me for what I did Or what I didn't do? The Greatest Gift in the World, Is the ability to give. The Greatest Gift in the World, Is freedom through sorrow When I'm alone, I ponder Is this goodbye or hello? Good night or good morning? All are questions left unanswered. Sleep tight, fair angel.