A Short Story--The Old Days Again

BACK IN THE DAY Grandpa was sitting down on his favourite chair telling us about the old days. Boy it was boring. He'd be sitting there saying, "Jimmy back in the day we were very respectful to our elders, not like you lot." He'd then go on saying how we all deserved a flogging. Tell you now it was boring. Grandpa, he's an old bloke in his nineties, but still had life left in him, …

…he could tell me another story, but he said that he would tell me one on another day. I was disappointed 'cause I really wanted to hear another story. But what can you do. Later grandpa and me went down to the shops to get some ice cream. There were no dudes in balaclavas this time. I said to myself when I got home that I would one day be in the army. The End.