A poem by me, entitled, "Copulo Ergo Sum"

Because I am an intellectual Because I don't feel ready... For the coming creation Or the rapture that just happened And I don't want spelunkers hogging All the black holes that I nap in (Because they steal all the best treasure) Because Cogito Ergo Sum I break, deny, abstain, assume I have my ball and I'm going home Cause I'm in preschool And I don't care I'm in my room I justify Just try and …

…Ergo Sum Copulo. Ergo. Sum. Because Cogito Ergo Sum I break, deny, abstain, assume I have my ball and I'm going home Now kiss me, or you'll turn to stone I think I don't Restart I'm not I don't exist Or maybe do I think we're all a bit possessed By Santa Claus in June I think I'm just a bit obsessed With Copulo Ergo Sum (and you) (but I was reluctant to admit it)