A speech about Pennies, and why they're worthless!

You've all probable heard the saying A penny saved is a penny earned, but today people just don't care that much about the penny. For the most part Pennies have become a nuisance. You can't buy anything with them. You can't use them in a phone. You can't use it in a parking meter. You can't even use it in a vending machine. If you can withstand embarassment and dirty looks you can go to …

…the use of them. Today, we have seen how pennies have become a nuisance to individuals, businesses, and the National Economy, and what can be done to phase them out. <Tab/>With all your help we can one day hope for a world, were all purchases end in either zero or five, and relieve us of the burden of pennies. <Tab/>And that's just my two cents!