All I wanna do

All I Want To Do Is Have a Good Time The worst day I ever had was spent working on the side of the road with a bush axe in the freezing cold. To make matters worse, a group of spoiled teenage boys rode by on their four-wheelers, splashing my co-workers and me with muddy water. Unfortunately, we could not retaliate because of fear that Joseph Perry, our prison guard, might use his shotgun on …

…which should keep me out of trouble. Hopefully, I won't get in trouble, so I can relive this day over and again. Of course, this is how I got in my situation in the first place, but a good day is priceless. Even if the price is prison time. I mean, it's not that bad in prison; I don't have any bills or obligations except for my two cartons of cigarettes to Bubba every week.