Fake Myth

Many centuries ago, before you, before me. Before water existed. There was a god, who roamed the earth in search of something, anything. He roamed the barren landscapes and searched under all rocks. Until one day he found something. It was a hole, a hole that seemed bottomless. So he threw a rock down it. Now this hole was no ordinary hole, it was perfectly circular. It also contained all the water of the world, …

…asteroid destroyed the evil spirit and created the land on which we now stand. All the body parts of the god became something in the world. His Leg's became the vegetation. His ears the many sea creatures. His hair became the insects. His blood flowed to the sea feeding the creatures and created the many rivers. His arms created the humans. And from the rest of his corpse, emerged the many air and land creatures.