Grammar land

Now as the pixie led on into the deep dark cave, He smiled and said "I hope you are brave, If you like dreams full of fairies and mystical creatures, Do not follow me into this nightmare, for there are no such features." Now I did not answer because I was a tad bit frightened, I wanted to see what was at the end of this cave, my curiosity was heightened. So I followed him …

…in your head! Now write me a poem!" "O how I want to go home! I wish I were HOME!" "HA HA HA" she said "a big red F!" "If you don't study that's what you'll get!" "PIXIE! PIXIE! PIXIE! Get me out of grammar land!!" "QUICK!" said the pixie, "grab hold of my hand!" "please! Pixie please! take me back to my dream!" He smirked and said, "remember, things are not what they seem."