Great Gatsby

The art of getting f on an english paper is a complicated and difficult task that not everyone can accomplish. Yet with hard work and dedication you too can achieve this goal. This is not as easy as its sounds, but when or if you achieve it will be the proudest day of your life. First you must procrastinate on selecting a topic for this beatiful work of art. Put it off for as long …

…non important thing in your soon to be f paper. Why pick a thesis? All a thesis does is hold you down and give you direction, it leaves no room freedom and the wandering you so desire. If you plan on suceeding in your task you must never put a thesis statement in your paper. If you so choose to put a thesis in your paper you are sure to fail at failing.  Works Cited