He and She - based on a true story

It was a winter's morning With no warmth to be found, And as the day was dawning She saw him lying on the ground. She was picking apples in a field From an apple tree, It was for her breakfast meal And for morning tea. REFRAIN It was love at first sight, Forever meant to be; The love first took flight When she spied he. His rugged looks, his handsome face, They caused her heart …

…love you so!" Declared he to she. "O handsome one, our love will grow!" Replied she to he. REFRAIN The perfect night, they thought they should, It would be their first kiss. She touched his lips... made of WOOD?! "How could you not tell me this?! What the hell is wrong with? I hate you, you're such a prick!" He replied, "It's obvious, I thought you knew! Alas, my dear, I am just a stick!"