How to Be a Typical Tourist.

How to Be a Typical Tourist From southern Florida's sunny beaches to the chilly tundra of Alaska, in the outback of Australia or in the bustling streets of Paris, London, Chicago, Tokyo, and Chicago, tourists are a group of people seemingly unburdened by the cares of routine life. Perhaps you've seen tourists in your own town and have envied their informal, carefree way of life. You, too, can enjoy that relaxed lifestyle by following these …

…foods like hamburgers, french fries, or maybe catfish filets. Whine about having to pay for bottled water with your meal and mumble comments like, "Taco Bell back home serves their refried beans with cheese." Perish the thought that you might explore some new taste experience in a foreign country. With these small alterations to your normally polite and dignified nature, you will be fast on your way to joining the ranks of the typical tourist.