Imitation of Roddy Doyle's style of writing in "Paddy Clarke Hahaha"

Sunday morning is the day I went biking with my dad. Early in the morning, when mum was still sleeping. I like that part of the day a lot. First we had breakfast together, then we blew up the tyres, and then around 7 o'clock we left the house. I knew it was 7 because I had a stop-watch on my bike. The stop-watch could calculate the speed of my bike, the average speed, the maximum speed …

…hidden behind a tree. I would look at him. He would laugh. Then he would say that I should remain calm in difficult situation like that one. He betrayed me! He said I shouldn't bike that fast in front of him or else I would really get lost! I would rub the tears off my face and jump on my bike. For the rest of the trip I would follow him like his second shadow.