Kafka's "Metamorphoses".

Russell Peterson lived on a farm out on Beavertail Road. A piece of ply-wood painted yellow was nailed to the shingles next to his front door. On it in blue letters was painted the phrase, "No charge to see cow. It is worth more for my cow to see you than it is for you to see my cow." Inside the door, three fishing poles sat in a pale pink painted metal bucket. Next to …

…bathroom. A hand hung down, carrying a copy of Playboy. The hand slapped the Playboy down on top of the glass, on top of Russell. Russell looked up and for a moment he forgot he was a stuffed grouse as he looked at the half-naked picture of Nina Hartley on the cover. Then the hand came removed the Playboy, lifted the dusty case up, turned Russell upright again on his shingle and said "Hi Dad."