My Favorite Sayings and Catch-Phrases

Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes.so that when you critisize them your a mile away and you have their shoes Everyones entitled to stupidity.but your just abusing the privledge Life's a bitch.But she's my bitch! I want to be different just like everyone else Just cause your not paranoid,doesn't mean they're not out to get you! i knew the something was wrong when my imagonary friends would …

…double cheeseburgers, large fries and a diet coke only in america do banks leave both doors open and then chain pens to the desk only in america do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't wanna talk to in the first place only in america do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.