Originally a speech, why its ok to be a dick head sometimes

People are weird; this is boring, why is life so boring, why yes, of course, "stop your pessimistic attitude". No I will not. Every year I sit in the audience of these speech competitions and at least one speech about how I'm supposed to change my life, "be nice, be an optimist, look at things from the bright side". But for some reason I never hear anyone up there disputing for the other side, and …

…me I have to change, I will have problems with them. Well, I've told you why there is nothing wrong with being me, a mean, sarcastic pessimist, and I have done what I wanted to be done. So now I'll leave you with a decision to make. You can continue to dispute over me and my, attitude, as you call it, while I sit there and disregard it, or you could just, LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!