Overwhelming Use of Staplers in Western Civilization

*Overwhelming use of Staplers in Western Civilization* When you think of how to fasten several pieces of paper together, hanging paintings on walls, or closing those annoying flesh wounds you often find yourself reaching for a "Stapler" or one of its kinfolk. The "Stapler" is one of the most often taken for granted instruments of civilization that exists in the world today. There are very few people out in this wide open space we call …

…had "staplers" and those who had not. But, in this modern day and age, we can only hope that society has progressed to the point where it has learned to use its "staplers" in peaceful concordance with the divine right of kings. So, until there is a box of "staples" in every pot and a "stapler" in every garage, we will not rest to vindicate justice, an proclaim our message of good, evil, and neutrality.