Poo Humor (based on a real story)

I wasn't the perfect kid, I tell you, but my mother thought I was fine - until I decided to become the mischievous pixie of the house. At some point in my childhood I decided I needed to fill the role of a practical prankster of the family, much to my poor mother's distress. Even more unfortunately for my mother, she had no idea what I was up to when I got my hands on …

…until I'd eventually tell them not to worry because it was fake. Sometimes they still seemed a little unsure and I'd reassure them, "Don't worry. It's fake, it's fun!" It's been awhile since the age of the fake poo. I abandoned my once beloved poo at the flea market not too long ago, right where it came from, but I still have the memories. Now, if only I could find some equally gruesome fake vomit...