The Adventures of Nut Man, a spinoff of modern day superheros

Once upon a time there was a boy named Jim who liked peanuts, in fact he loved peanuts so much that he collected them. As the boy grew older his peanut collection grew along with his knowledge of the nut. One day while on a stroll through town munching on western albino peanuts a truck full of radioactive waste drove by, you know the ones with the big warning signs on them. This of course …

…making chocolate and peanut butter cereal. Everybody lived happily ever after. Except for all the people under the control of chocolate who just believed they were happy due to the fact that the count had brain washed them. As for Nut Man he married a brainwashed Delilah and gave up crime fighting for good. So next time your in need of a superhero call Batman or Superman because Nut Man isn't going to help you.