The Adventures of Peers The Pigmy-a long story about a short person

<Tab/>Good old Peers, a pigmy through and through. This is the story of the short guy and a guide to making a million or eight. Peers was a short chap about 3ft 5 with his shoes on, he was nothing special as a youngster and lived happily with his big sister- who was allot younger than him. He wasn't ugly and didn't stand out as anything major; he had a normal …

…workmanship had become famous. The captain only charged one hours work a week off Peers. <Tab/> <Tab/>The great Peers finally met his end in a car crash on the A56 on his way to a Madness concert at the ripe old age of 42. He left all his money to the TDAS [Treeton Dyke Anglers Society] for getting him rich. A true story (If you believe it)