Today's Driver.

My Drivers' Education teacher said it best, "We should be given a daily allotment of three hand grenades; stupid drivers just shouldn't drive." The older I get the more I realize some people should never have been given a drivers' license. Today's drivers are some of the rudest, most inattentive, careless people I have ever seen. These speeding prima donnas feel the need to chat, eat and primp on the highway. I set my sights …

…to the world around them as they pass it by going sixty miles per hour on the freeway with phone, food, and hairbrush in hand. If we would just exercise a little common sense, there would be less traffic accidents leading to injury or even worse, fatality. In a utopia of drivers, I could forfeit my daily allotment of grenades and put my grenade launcher to rest, but that wouldn't be nearly as much fun!